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CrankySec

Let the games begin!

Hello, fellow traveler! Welcome to crankysec.com, the only place on the internet where the modern InfoSec industry is treated as the bullshit that it is.

We'll explore chickenshit CISOs, LinkedIn stupidity, GRC practitioners who can't read a standard to save their lives, industry vultures that crank out four or five letter "certifications" for money, cybersecurity racketeering outfits, big name auditors who will give anyone a clean bill of cyber health as long as the checks clear, and why no other part of the bUsInEsS takes your cybersecurity department seriously! How fun!

So, stick around and let's torch these motherfuckers!